• What Really Annoys Me About Movie DVD Intros

    I think it is safe to assume that I watch a lot of movies. There is one thing that a lot of movies have in common regardless of genre. There is one thing that gets under my skin more than wasting my time on a shitty movie. There is one thing that makes me twitch damn near every time I throw a DVD in and sit down and hit play.

    OK, fine I will get on with it already. I don’t care how much time or money was invested into your animated logo. I will watch it the first time just to be nice but after that let me skip through it or go straight to the menu for fucks sake. Then throwing the FBI warning or some other warning up there I can’t skip passed or fast forward through making me sit there and waste my time with these damn things repeatedly every time I want to watch a flick. Fuck you to the studios that do this. You are pissing me off and pissing off a lot of other people. We do not have the patience for your shenanigans no matter how fun and cheeky you think they are.

    Do us a favor and let us just get straight to the movie. The Dude and DQ watch there share of movies and kids movies are the worst. If I have to wait for that damn Dreamworks animation to play one more time I may just snap. No this is not snapping. This me trying to keep myself from snapping by whining like a little bitch to you. Wait did I just call myself a little bitch? Oh well, it’s not the first time and I am sure it won’t be the last.

    I realize that I am a bit impatient. I can live with that. I realize I may only be speaking for myself. I can live with that too. Really all I am asking for is to just be able to pop it in and hit play and watch the movie. At least in the golden days of VHS I could fast forward straight to the flick. Sure it may have taken more time but with DVD they make you feel powerless and take that option away. They know they have a captive audience and hold you captive until they are ready for you to watch the movie. I understand that they are required to put up the little warnings but why is it that some companies are smart and allow you to just hit the skip or menu button and others don’t?

    I wish I had an answer to that one. Who knows maybe some day we can get that answer from some Hollywood exec or a film maker to see what they think. Who knows they may even leave a comment here about it.

    Anyway I am starting to feel better and the rage has subsided for now and I ask you what pisses you off about trying to watch movies?

           
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  • Discovering Movies Off the Beaten Path

    The Movie Whore wonders off the the beaten path frequently to find those movies you never hear about. So where is it I look to find all that bad cinema?

    Video Store/Online Rentals

    There was a time when I would walk into the video store on Monday and wander around for 2-3 hours looking for something I had never seen that might be worth the watch. I spent most of that reading back covers and seeing who was in it who wrote it and running it through my mind to see if I could piece anything together. I would end up grabbing 8-10 movies and then would spend my week after work watching movies. As soon as I finished up I would be back at the store renting another 8-10.

    Then came online rentals. I could load up as many movies as I wanted and as soon I was done with one I could trade it for another. I liked using the Blockbuster program because I could take that online rental and trade it in in the store for something while I waited for my next mailer. This took me down to only 6 movies a week.

    Cable TV of old

    This goes back to my childhood spending the weekends watching any movie I could find. Back then we did not have the the numerous channel options we have now. I remember in my teen years it was all about TBS. Back in those days that meant watching Beastmatser at least once every other weekend.

    This also led to me watching old movies with mom. I have seen more Gene Kelly and Fred Astaire than I can remember and I have seen every Gidget movie ever made. Remember I said I was watching with my mom.

    Premium Cable of old

    HBO, Showtime, Cinemax. HBO is where I discovered Killer Klowns from Outer Space as well as many others. I remember way back when HBO was advertising their new movie channel Cinemax. Cinemax AKA Skinemax. This was where the teen hormones kicked into overdrive. It was all about having that friend that had Cinemax and crashing at his palce so we could sit up and see naked women on TV. Teenage boys, what are going to do?

    Cable Today

    Now there is so many places on TV to find B-Movies that I am a happy whore anytime I turn on the tube. One of my favorite places to find something to watch is On Demand free movies. This is how I discovered Six String Samurai, My Big Fat Independent Movie, Brother from another Planet and others.  Some of the Premium channels have gone On Demand as well.

    Scifi Channel is the the new undisputed king of B-Movies. As I am writing this I am watching Route 666 with Lou Diamnond Phillips and Lori Petty.  It’s no too bad so far and it’s fathers day so I get to watch whatever I want today. That means B-Movie Marathon at The Movie Whore’s house today.

    Online Streaming Video

    Just type free streaming movies into Google and then take your pick. There are a number of places to watch movies on line these days. Some legal, some not so legal. While I am a whore I am a law abiding whore for the most part. I do most my online viewing at Hulu.com. You might remember I wrote a review of Hulu a while back.

           
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  • Interview with Dom Portalla of Door Eleven Productions

    Before we get into the interview I want to thank Dom for agreeing to this interview and I encourage to check out Door Eleven Productions. These guys have put together some really good stuff.

    Q: To start, tell us a little about yourself and what led you to throwing your
    hat in the film making world.

    A: My name is Dom Portalla. I’m a 23-year old aspiring filmmaker from Boston. I’ve been obsessed with movies since I was a little kid and when I was about 13 years old I rented a VHS copy of “Clerks” and that gave me the notion that it was possible to make a good movie just purely on heart and ambition. Basically, I’ve been on that road ever since.

    In high school, I ended up getting a job at a video store and met my two best friends, Dennis Pinto & Mizi Causevic. We call ourselves “The Bag”, which is an in-joke from the first real short flick we ever produced called “Be Kind, Rewind” [nothing to do with the recent Michel Gondry movie]. “The Bag” eventually turned into Door Eleven Productions, which is a grassroots production company we’re working to establish in our hometown that is intent on bringing you interesting, self-financed, independent films from the Boston/North Shore area.

    “Duality” was our first full-length attempt. It’s crime/comedy about a case of mistaken identity between two twin brothers. Darrien Walcott has been apprehended and is informed that his identical twin, Travis, owes twenty grand to a local crime boss. The debt is now on his head and he’s got until midnight to either come up with the cash or locate his estranged brother. What ensues is a day-in-the-life of disorganized crime. We shot the movie guerilla-style all through 2006 for about $7,000 [which was mostly accrued credit card debt] and premiered it to an audience of 250 people on June 2nd, 2007.

    Currently, we’re about to roll into pre-production for our second feature.

    Basically, we make flicks.

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    Now I have seen Duality and I really liked it. You can check it out here.

    Q: Tell us about what it is like to make a movie like Duality: The best and the
    worst parts of doing it on your own.

    A: Making “Duality” was film school. It was a total learning experience. I’m not sure we really knew exactly what we were making. Pinto, Mizi and I had spent an entire year hanging around my apartment talking about how we were going to make a flick one day. I spent the summer of 05′ just writing the script based on this very simple idea I had for a short film. When I finished it in early October, it was like “all right, let’s go!” We just hit the ground running as fast as we could. The script was done in October, we had auditions through December and by January we were in principal photography. It was almost like we were daring ourselves to see if we could actually pull it off.

    The biggest thing I learned was the importance of preparation. “Duality” is what it is because we had a very loose way of working. It’s kind of a punk-rock style of filmmaking – which works both for it and against it. Basically, we’d find a location and just go shoot. If we couldn’t get a bar that weekend, we’d push it back until the next weekend. If it didn’t work out then, we’d push it back again and just work on a different scene until someone locked the location down. This is why shooting dragged on from January until August. Knowing what I do now, I don’t think we would’ve jumped in headfirst so quickly. I think we would’ve spent more time on the script, more time storyboarding, location scouting – basically all the things we’re doing now with this next project we’re getting ready to work on. But ultimately, I’m glad it worked out the way it did because I learned a lot from the experience and I think I’m capable of working more efficiently now. We didn’t know enough about the
    process then [we’re still learning]. We just wanted to make a movie; we would’ve done it with fucking sock-puppets if we had to.

    As far as what the best part of doing it on our own was, basically, there were no expectations. We were just given complete creative freedom to do what we want and kind of figure it out as we went. I learned a lot about directing by working with talented people. The cast is pretty amazing, in my opinion. Most of those cats had no acting experience at all. They just had natural talent and ambition. I started to find a system where I would do a bunch of takes and after I had what I wanted, I’d say “Okay, let’s do one more. This one’s your take.” Basically, I’d just let them improvise and a lot of that stuff wound up in the final cut. When Darrien and Alex are parked in the car outside of Gage’s apartment and he’s telling him about why it sucks to be a twin, a lot of that is just off the cuff. When he says, “My buddy Eddie, he got so high that he climbed out the window and fell on the grill”, Ken just improvised that. And Alex really started to laugh. It’s perfect. It draws you in and
    makes you start warming up to these guys. It felt like we were creating something original right on the spot. Anthony Cogliandro improved the biggest laugh in the whole flick. Originally when we cut to Gage choking the guy in the cages he was supposed to be flipping out about ten bucks. Anthony just belts out with “I said decaf, you cocksucker!” It’s fucking brilliant.

    The BAD part of doing it on our own: money. We had none. Bottom line – if you have someone backing you up financially, your product can be a lot more polished. I look at that gunfight and cringe. Had we had some production value that could’ve looked a lot closer to the way I saw it in my head. But again, that also goes back to preparation. If you have a gunfight in your script, you better be planning ahead. Otherwise, you gotta chalk it up to a tongue-and-cheek moment and hope people think that its amateurism is part of its charm.

    It really was the one scene that me laughing the hardest.
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    Q: Tell us a about some of your other work in film.

    A: Well, aside from dicking around with a camcorder all through my youth, the first real attempt at a “film” that I ever made was a short called “My Suburban Hell” – which I will never show anyone.

    I wrote my first full-length script called “Life Gets Better” when I was about 15. It was basically just a really long, vulgar episode of “Dawson’s Creek”. I never ended up making it [thankfully].

    Then I wrote another full length a few years later called “Only In Dreams”, which was a coming-of-age dramedy about a guy who has an erotic dream about his best friends girlfriend and then becomes obsessed with her. We tried shooting some of it my first year of college, but ultimately nothing really came of it.

    Parts of that script got recycled into a short called “Be Kind, Rewind”, which we made in March of 2004. It was based on a bunch of the experiences I had working in a mom-and-pop video store – so it essentially played as a knock-off of “Clerks” [which, as I’ve gotten older, can finally somewhat cop to]. I hadn’t really broken out of telling a story that was set in the comfortable environment of my second home “Video Craze” – this was the videostore where I met my producing partner, Dennis Pinto, and the place I got our graphic designer/music composer, Mizi Causevic, a job at.

    Since then, with the exception of “Duality”, everything else we’ve worked on has been a series of YouTube shorts, which include “Billboard America”, “Jimmy’s Birthday”, and “Marty Langford – Bible Salesman”.

    I thought Billboard America was as brilliant as it is disturbing.

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    Q: What has been your favorite project so far and why?

    A: “Duality” has definitely been my favorite, just because it’s the basis of everything I know now and I made a lot of very close friends that I will continue to work with in the future. It’s what I’m most proud of. “Billboard America” is a close second, though. That was something that we made during “Duality” as an entry to the Howard Stern film festival. We thought we could submit it and win and maybe have a budget to work with afterwards because the prize was like fifteen-grand. What ended up happening was 1.) I got to see my buddy Jimmy Scanlon go way over the edge and play a total lunatic, which was a lot of fun and 2.) We had to get creative and try and make a coatroom in a function hall look like a small radio station.

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    Q: What lies ahead for you and Door Eleven Productions?

    A: Right now, I am just finishing up the script revisions on what will be our second feature. The working title for the flick is “Darkness”. It’s very much influenced by the films of Stanley Kubrick and Alfred Hitchcock and the writing of Edgar Allen Poe and it’s much different than anything I’ve ever written before. We all felt it would be a good idea to try and do something that was a complete 180 from “Duality” in order to really try and grow as filmmakers. I have to give Dennis Pinto a lot of credit for really pushing me to keep working on the script until we got it perfect. I probably would’ve been very impulsive and tried to get started on production earlier this year were it not for him basically demanding that we go back into the writing process and tighten it up before we leaped into shooting.

    Without giving too much away, the movie is about a young couple that moves into a new apartment and begin to notice that their next door neighbor is spying on them. It’s a psychological thriller that taps very deeply into themes of voyeurism – which I feel is a pretty relevant issue in today’s world. If we succeed with what we’re aiming for, the movie will be very visually interesting, suspenseful and the last twenty minutes will hopefully blow you away. We’re hoping to start filming this fall and have the finished flick by the summer of ’09.

    As far as the future goals for the company, we just want to keep making flicks. Each one of these endeavors is a learning experience and hopefully as time goes on we will only keep getting better at it. I can’t really see myself doing anything else. This is a dream I’ve had for a very long time and I’ve been lucky enough to meet people who are equally as passionate. We’ve got notes and treatments on the shelf for about six more spec-screenplays, so there will definitely be more coming from us in the future. We will keep at this until it breaks and we can do it for a living – no matter what.

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    Q: What else would like to add?

    A: Just a big thank you for the opportunity to do this interview. Thanks to all the cats who have been supporting us and for those who have checked out “Duality”, keep your eyes open for “Darkness”.

    And most importantly – please don’t feed your Mogwai after midnight.

    Thank you!

           
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  • Must-See Movies Recommended for Dedicated Fans

    These are about discovery. I can’t tell you the hours of shit I have sat through to find these gems. You will find that your average movie whore has received gonorrhea of the eye on numerous occasions and keeps a big bottle of penicillin by their favorite movie watching chair or couch. I am not numbering or ranking these because I hate that shit. All of these are entertaining movies that any movie whore should see.

    Swimming with Sharks: You may not have heard this one unless you’re a big Kevin Spacey fan. The whole movie is told in a series of flashbacks. The movie opens with Spacey’s assistant showing up to his house and is ready to torture and kill him. The flashbacks detail the year of hell the kid has been through that finally made him snap. Great movie and Kevin Spacey makes a really evil prick boss. Did mention Kevin Spacey plays a movie exec. Go see this flick. One of all time favorites. Yes you here that a lot because any movie whore worth anything has a list of all time favorites longer than any thing you have ever seen.

    Duality: Really makes you re-evaluate what you call a bad day. This is a small indy flick made by Door Eleven productions. You can find the interview with the man behind this madness here. I really enjoyed this movie. You have to go into it realizing these guys made this flick for $7,000. That’s less then what Kevin Smith had for Clerks. These guys are really on to something and I am looking forward to their next film. You can see Duality for free here. I am getting a copy and can’t wait until it arrives.

    Shoot ‘em up: If Clive Owen and Paul Giamatti had not been in this flick it would have been a waste of time. This is an in your face over the top action movie that takes the gun fight to whole new level. With these 2 great actors it is easy to forgive jumping the shark more times than I can count. I wonder what he is going to do with that carrot?

    Mean Machine: This movie is the English (meaning made in England) version of the Longest Yard and one of my favorites. You know the story and the players just change football to futbol (or soccer) and sit back and enjoy the show. Vinnie Jones is great to watch and so is Jason Statham as a homicidal maniac. They did a great job translating this movie over to soccer and really made fun movie.

    Saving Grace: So you are an older lady who is on a heap of debt. You are the greatest gardener in the area. Your handy man brings a sick plant, a sick pot plant. You nurse it back to health and grown the biggest buds he has ever seen. Do you see where this going? Now picture 2 old English broads trying to sell pot in London. It’s funnier than you think. One of my favorites.

    Primer: Probably the best time travel movie ever made. Also an indy flick starring the filmmaker. The way these guys stick to there science and theories makes it one of the best movies of how time travel just might work. Another film I bought the day after I watched it.

           
  • Why Entertainment Matters More Than Quality in Movies

    I really get tired of being told that movies have to be good to be taken seriously. The standard is one that is used by critics that went to film school and now being a critic is all they can do with it. I like good movies but I love entertaining movies. There are a lot of entertaining movies out there that critics just don’t like. I am not a critic, I am a movie whore. I have never watched a movie to see if it was good. I have always watched movies to be entertained and if it was good that was an added bonus. While it may be important to make good movies it is a matter of movie life or death for it to be entertaining. Here are some of my favorite movies that fall in this area.

    The Rocky Horror Picture Show
    One of my all time favorite movies and it is a horrible movie by any standard. Really when you look at it they made a new standard, if you make it bad in the right way people will love it.

    Tank Girl
    I love Lori Petty. Always have always will. This movie was in your face bad. They knew what they ere working with and they had a lot of fun with it. The one liners she cracks off make the movie, right along side with her general attitude. I don’t know too many actresses that could have pulled this part off and still make it entertaining and fun. That and where else are you going to see pimp daddy Ice-T as a half man half kangaroo?

    The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

    Peter Weller John Lithgow, Clancy Brown, Jeff Goldblum and Ellen Arkin head up this adventure. Buckaroo is the product of a Japanese father and Caucasian mother who is a neurosurgeon, a physicist, a rock star and the guy the president calls for advice. It really is as bad as it sounds but it is a lot of fun.

    Bubba Ho-tep
    Bruce Campbell does the best Elvis impersonation I have ever seen. This is one of the most entertaining movies I have ever seen. Now I realize I pimp the hell out of Bruce’s movies but I can’t help it. Bruce Campbell is the man.

    Dude Where’s my Car?
    I hate to admit this but I actually laughed quite a bit throughout this horrendous movie. I remember the day I watched for the first time. Statty and I sat down to watch it and tried to hate it. But it was damn funny.

    National Lampoons: Loaded Weapon 1
    I hear the groans already. I actually still have a VHS copy of this floating around somewhere. You had Tim Curry dressed as a Wilderness Girl and the ultimate whore, William Shatner as the bad guy. The Shatman is another one of my heroes and not just because he was James T. Kirk (but it has a lot to with it.) but because the way the man does poke fun at himself and just has fun with everything he does.

    Necessary Roughness
    Bad, bad, bad, bad but entertaining. Watching a referee call a penalty naming martial arts moves is classic.

    The Cannon Ball Run
    One of the most entertaining movies of all time. From the all star cast with sarcasm oozing from nearly every scene to the out takes through the credits this is hands down one the worst but entertaining movies I can think of.

    I am sure I will visit this subject again but can you think of some of your favorite movies that may not be good but damn are they entertaining. Tell us about with your comments.

           
  • Taking a Break: My Unplugged Movie and Music Day Experience

    WTF does that mean?

    Long story short. The last 5 days I have had people in and out of my house and other drama and fixing a 73 VW and damn it I was fucking tired. So yesterday I did the unthinkable. I unplugged at around 4. When I say unplugged I mean the only program I had open on my computer was my iTunes. No email, no web, no TV, no phone, just good music and a good book.

    I made Whoreburgers and drank the night away while listening to some of my favorite blues based rock. I was also reading this book by this hack I know. You know I am kidding Chooch. The guy is a hell of a writer and I read one of his books last night Suicide Flowers.

    Now first I am going to say that I would not typically read this kind of book. I say this because I typically read Scifi/Fantasy novels. You know Terry Brooks and shit like that.

    So I am sitting at home with The Queen of the Geeks and our Whoreburgers. Basically a hamburger stuffed with cheese and bacon on the inside. I sat down with my Bacardi and Cherry Pepsi slushee that The Queen of the Geeks made, kicked up the music, lit up a smoke and started to read.

    Raeburn Messiah is the lead singer of the band Aluminum Jesus(AJ), a band that has gone platinum several times over within the last several years. Rae is burned out. He drinks, he does drugs, he cheats on his wife. He’s a douche bag.

    Gabriel is a loving husband and one hell of a guy. He is that guy you meet and after 5 seconds you feel as though you have found a life long friend you never knew you had. Gabriel is a huge fan of AJ and has seen them in concert more times than I care to mention. Gabriel is dying of leukemia. Gabriel is about to receive his dying wish. Rae is coming to the hospital to see him.

    This does not even scratch the surface of how deep this story dives into the very soul of its characters. It has its ups and downs and is even pretty damn funny. Just wait til you meet Rae’s mom and see what she has to say about Alice Cooper and Howard Stern.

    Even though I saw the end of this book coming from a mile away, as the events unfolded I felt a testosterone based urge to hold back the single tear welling up in each eye.  I had not realized the emotional commitment that this story drew from me. It was a fun ride and I am glad I read it. Now I suggest you buy it. You can get it here or you can click the link for Chooch over on the right. Maybe if you’re real lucky and ask him real nice he may even sign it for you.

    That is how I spent my night. How about you?

  • Help Lloyd Kaufman Campaign for Wider Release of Midnight Meat Train

    GREETINGS FROM TROMAVILLE!

    A very deserving film is being given the shaft, and not in the good way! I received this email from a friend, and wanted to pass it along to all you guys and gynos out there who care about the lifeblood of independent art.

    hearts and flowers!
    xoxo
    Uncle Lloydie

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    WE NEED TO START A VIRAL CAMPAIGN TO GET “MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN” A WIDER RELEASE!!!

    A very reliable SOURCE from Lionsgate has told me that the Lionsgate decision to “dump” Midnight Meat Train in as few screens as they are
    contractually required and then rush the film to DVD is based purely on
    INTERNAL POLITICS.

    The new head honcho doesn’t like the old head honcho and is deliberately
    “dumping” all of his films out of spite and malice.

    But there is HOPE!? The only thing that overrides backstabbing politics in
    Hollywood is PURE GREED.? It is clearly not healthy for investor relations to “dump” a movie that has a vocal and dedicated audience.

    Midnight Meat Train represents the kind of horror film that audiences have been dying for!!!

    There is growing internal pressure within the company for a wider release of
    this film and PUBLIC FAN PRESSURE may help to push this decision over the edge.

    If you wish to see MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN in all its big screen glory at a THEATER near you, please do the following:

    Cut and paste the message at the bottom of this post and e-mail it to:

    1) investor relations at Lionsgate: keasterling@lionsgate.com

    2) Lionsgate: general-inquiries@lionsgate.com

    3) call the main office at (310) 449-9200 and express your desire to see MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN get the release it deserves.

    BE POLITE AND PROFESSIONAL! We don’t want to piss them off, just want them to know how many fans out there would like to shell out their hard earned cash to see the most groundbreaking horror film of the past ten years in a real movie theater!

    WE’VE WAITED TO LONG FOR THIS MOVIE TO LET IT GO STRAIGHT TO DVD!!!

    Post this message everywhere, send it to your horror friends and spread the word! We need to act FAST to have an effect!!!

    And LONG LIVE THE MEAT!!!

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    E-mail message (or feel free to compose your own):

    Dear Lionsgate,

    As a long time Clive Barker fan, I am writing you to express my strong desire to see “The Midnight Meat Train” on the big screen.

    Rumors are currently circulating that the film will only be released on a limited basis and I am very concerned that I will miss my opportunity to see
    the most highly anticipated Clive Barker film in over a decade in all of its big screen glory!

    There are millions of horror fans like myself who have been disappointed by
    the recent trend towards watered down PG-13 horror movies.

    Clive’s work represents a return to serious, thought provoking horror movies and with Ryuhei Kitamura at the helm, I am even more excited to experience this collaboration as it was intended: in a packed theater with hundreds of other horror fans like myself!

    I urge you to please give this film the release it deserves!

    Many thanks,

  • Reflections on Star Wars Episodes 4-6

    I covered the first 3 and now for the 3 that made us Star Wars fans.  These are my favorites as I connect them with happy childhood memories and really it is those memories I cling to more than the films themselves.

    Episode 4 A New Hope: I was 3 years old and this was the first movie I remember seeing in the theater. I loved it then and I love it now. I know we have all at some point made fun of Luke Skywalker for being a whiny bitch but he seems to come through when it counts.

    I don’t care what kind of editing you do, Han shot first. I am OK with that. He was a smuggler with a price on his head. He did what he had to do to keep on keeping on. So get over it already.

    Who didn’t fall in love the first time they saw Leia laying there in the in that form fitting number. I think the side buns has been one of if no the most used hair gag of all time.

    Wookies rule. If only we could have had a scene where Chewie ripped some ones arm clean off. That is something I am still waiting to see.

    R2D2 is the robot that we all wanted to have as a kid. He was small and rolled around and had little gadgets to use. We love gadgets so of course R2 was a kick ass sidekick to have along for the ride.

    Then you have R2’s sidekick C3PO. Neurotic as hell and never shuts up.  He could very easily been annoying but you loved him.  “New strategy R2. Let the Wookie win.”

    Who can forget the first time they saw Darth Vader. Still one of the all time great villains. Add in a massive spaceship that can destroy worlds and a new modern mythology was born. Still one of my favorite movies.

    Episode 5 The Empire Strikes Back: “It ends on a down note and that is what life is a series of down notes.” One of my favorite lines from Clerks. This to me was the best of the 6 movies. It had the ultimate twist that had audiences gasping when they heard Vader say “Luke I am your father.” Nothing in any movie has ever had the impact that scene had. It blew people away.

    Yoda rocks. If you don’t love Yoda there is something deeply wrong with you. This from a guy that has laundry list of things wrong with him.

    Watching Luke grow and begin the transition from whiny bitch farm boy to Jedi Knight was one the best transitions I have seen. This whole movie was nothing but watching the different transitions taking place within each character. Han becomes concerned with something more than saving his own butt and Leia realizes there is something more than the rebellion and maybe she can be more than a figure head and become a person. Again the best of the bunch for my money.

    Episode 6 The Return of The Jedi: Many people say this is their favorite and I can understand why.  It was a lot of fun.

    For all the men out there we have all had that Leia gold bikini fantasy.

    Luke is all grown up and instead of barely making it through most of the situations that pop up he seems to be in control. Pulling strings of his one to make things happen.

    Han realizes he is no longer a smuggler and takes on the responsibility of being a leader in the rebellion.

    Vader in this one is quite a surprise and to this day I don’t know if I like the idea of universes ultimate villain having a change of heart. Don’t get me wrong I didn’t hate it but I wasn’t a fan of that moment either.

    Then we have the Ewoks. Is it wrong that I cheer as they get blown up?

    Being a father I understand the change in direction that Lucas took.  He wanted to make something to entertain his own kids. I still would have rather seen Kashxyyk but really the Storm Troopers would have been at a disadvantage. It actually makes sense for the inhabitants to be small non threatening creatures that the Empire would basically ignore.  Overall it’s a good flick.

    There you have it, my thoughts on 2 of the biggest Scifi franchises.  I think to end the week we are going to take trip down the rabbit hole. Can you guess which franchise I am talking about?

    Have fun kids and let me know what you think, specially if you disagree.

  • An In-Depth Look at The Matrix Trilogy

    Mythology is fun.  The Wachowski brothers did a masterful job in creating a new mythology for the masses to enjoy. There is a lot of conjecture that goes with these films and many opinions and ideas.  If you think about it when a film inspires the lengthy conversations and debates that this trilogy does then you can not deny it has earned a place among the great Scifi franchises of the past.  Time to get on with the closer look.

    The Matrix: I remember going opening night to see this flick not even realizing it was opening night.  I did not know too much about the flick as I really did not have much Internet access and spent most of my time watching movies and trying to learn how to play guitar (failed miserably) so when I sat down and watched this movie I was completely blown away.

    I had never seen anything like it and neither had the rest of us. It was movie that took us to a place we had never envisioned. It was original.

    They took us down the rabbit hole and I really don’t think we were prepared for what we were about to discover.

    OK get over the fact that it is Keanu Reeves. I actually liked him in this. It worked for me. I loved the Neo character.

    Really who would not want to be able to just jack in and learn how to do anything in seconds. Sure you look goofy with the data port in the back of the head but I think the benefits make up for it.

    Moss looked outstanding in head to toe leather. Yummy.

    We also got a new villain to add to the all time great list.  Hugo Weaving as Agent Smith made the movie just as much as anything else.

    How many movies copied the bullet effect that the Wachowskis created?

    When you throw it all together this movie was a breath of fresh air and gave rabid Scifi fans something new to sink their teeth into. Awesome flick.

    Reloaded and Revolutions: To me this was not 2 movies but one long one. The stage was perfectly set with first flick and now we see how the story progresses and eventually ends.

    In the first film we see a fledgling Neo come to realize what he can do inside the Matrix.  In these last 2 films we see Neo kick ass against everything, repeatedly.

    While all the action was done incredibly well there are 3 scenes that always stuck out in my mind.

    First we have one the greatest car chases I have ever scene.  The stuff they threw in there had you going “Oh Damn!” or “Holy Shit!” or “That was awesome!” and that was in the middle of the theater yelling it out loud or I am just that guy?

    Second we have the really real world invasion of Zion. For defense Zion pulls out these bad ass looking mechs with super machine gun cannons blasting sqiddies and inevitably getting over run. I love mechs and anytime I get to see mechs in action I am a happy whore.

    Third is of course the final Neo Agent Smith showdown with the hundreds of Agent Smiths. Visually one of the greatest scenes I have ever seen.  The Wachowskis promised something that would be difficult to duplicate and then they delivered.

    Now for the simple version of the story.

    Basically Neo was originally engineered to be able to do what he does for a purpose. It is a cycle laid out by the machines to keep the humans interested in the Matrix. Every so often the humans need to have people wake up from the cyber dream and join the really real world (yes I know but I just love using it.)  Everything that has taken place is by design. Only this time their human savior has infused one of their Agents with some of his own power. This complicates things and gives Neo a bargaining chip to try and end the cycle. He plays it and it works.

    That is the simple version and I am looking forward to delving deeper with you through comments.  Really there is more to this story and I could write 5 times as much about the theories we have all bantered back and forth with friends.

  • The Role of Music in My Favorite Movies

    I love music almost as much as I love movies. Here are some the movies that either shaped the way I love music or just flat are great uses of music in movies and one just totally awesome flick.

    Eddie and The Cruisers: “Words and music” A lesson that has stayed with me to this very day. I can sit and listen to the music from this movie any time. On the Darkside was one of those songs you know as soon as you hear the first few notes.

    This is Spinal Tap: Every band ever has a Spinal Tap Story. I own and bought it with pride. I even dig the music. Spinal Tap is one of those flicks that any time you see it’s on you will finish watching it even if it’s half over.

    Rocky Horror Picture Show: I love this movie. Tim Curry makes men everywhere question their sexuality. Then you have everything that goes with properly viewing this movie in a theater and you understand why so few theaters will ever agree to show the flick.

    Across the Universe: I love The Beatles and I love the time period. This is 2 requirements to enjoy this movie. I own it and I watch it about once every 2 weeks or so.  I never get tired of it.  I know so many of you that disagree.

    Xanadu: I love Electric Light Orchestra. E.L.O. wrote some great music for this movie. Then they had to go and fuck it up and use Olivia Newton John. I am also a sucker for anything with Gene Kelly.  Blame my mom for that.  I grew up watching old movies with her on the weekends which gave me quite the education in the old song and dance flicks.

    Grease: Shut it. I don’t care. I will sit and watch this flick any time it’s on just because it is such a part of my childhood and this is my list.

    A Mighty Wind: So the guys from Spinal Tap are up to their old tricks again. This time with Folk music.  Eugene Levy made this movie great. That man has never and probably will never get the credit he is due as a comedic actor. I dug the musical number sin this flick. They made it a lot of fun to watch.

    Crossroads: I love the blues. This movie was my first introduction to the blues as a kid. Forget who’s in it and just sit back and watch it for the guitar work. There is a scene where Steve Vai plays some amazing stuff and then makes a mistake. If you look at the sheet music, the exact mistake is written into the music. Now that’s good.

    The Wall: Pink Floyd rules all except one.

    American Pop: If you love music then watch this fucking movie now. It follows the progression of popular music from the 20’s to the 80’s through one family of repeatedly failed musicians. They failed not because they were not good but because of the personal demons faced by each generation. This movie is an experience in music that is second to none. I forgot to mention it’s an animated flick. Same type of animation as Heavy Metal. Heavy Metal is another one you have to see at least once.

    Honorable mentions on this one include, Rock and Rule, Metalocalypse (Cartoon on cartoon network), Almost Famous, Tommy, The Return of Spinal Tap, Eddie and the Cruisers 2, and Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny, Little shop of Horrors, The Glenn Miller Story and The Commitments. I am sure their are others that I missed so help me out with finishing this list off and leave some comments. Have fun kids.